A Day at the Races!
Last Saturday the Martinez family spent their day at the races, not to see the famed feats of horses, Grey hounds, or people, however. We went to the San Patricio 37th Annual World Championship Rattlesnake Races!
Here are the starting gates/boxes. Take a close look at the name on box 29, I love it!
Believe it or not rattle snakes have some uses, the primary reason behind rounding up all the snakes was not for racing, but for medical research and to extract their venom for anti venom. Of course rattlesnakes being a source of anti venom would not be of any value if they did not bite people in the first place, which is a little counterproductive on their part. So see below pics for other uses for Rattlesnakes.
Not for the first time the Martinez got to dine scrumptiously on Rattlesnake. For those of you who have not had it, Rattlesnake, (like most things) taste like chicken, except it is a little more tough. Little Noah D. in the picture above certainly thought is was good and would not let anything come between him and his bit of snake for anything....
We spectated for a while and then were prompted to get in on the action! Calvin and I (Jo) went to enlist ourselves. I was barely two weeks under age and was turned down, but Calvin was immediately excepted and sallied forth to do his duty on the field of snake racing.
Calvin was given the below certificate.
It reads: "John Calvin etc. Did despite the fact that he has heretofore shown the normal amount of intelligence, prudence, perception, and sagacity expected of civilized persons, willingly and flippantly entered his mortal body into the 37th Annual World Championship Rattlesnake Races on March 21st, 2009 in Old San Patricio Texas.
Whereas, the aforementioned person, armed with only a pair of snake leggings and one 6 foot pole, did, in broad daylight, and in the presence of a multitude of horrified onlookers, cajole, guide, and pray one fully fanged vicious Rattlesnake towards the finish line of one of the most bizarre contest in human history.
And whereas, furthermore, such courage, gallantry, intrepidity, pluck, umpusilianimouse behavior (and just plain lack of horse-sense) should not go unrewarded, This certificate herewith Guarantees the aforementioned recipient, never to suffer from the bite of any Rattlesnake, provided only that said recipient never get within fifty feet of ANY snake in his lifetime, or any life to come.
Good Luck
(and may you soon return to your senses)"
(and may you soon return to your senses)"


